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Subject: please consider posting in alt.startrek.creative

               STAR TREK TECHNOBABBLE

     Level one diagnostics indicate that it will be necessary to
manually recalibrate the quantum  phase inhibitors within the
isolinear static memory core of the lateral sensor array.  This 
adjustment will allow the inhibitors to resonate the local phase
invariance of all reversion field  anomalies in our local subspace
domain with temporal rifts which exhibit the proper quantum  flux
signature.  If successful, the resulting inverse warp cascade will
produce space-time  deformations with strong isospin polarity
shifts similar to subspace theta-band emissions.  
     Subharmonic analysis of this carrier wave indicates that it
can be modulated to overload  the input gain mode stabilizers in
Data's positronic net, thus disabling his input sampling buffer 
and bringing on-line the secondary subprocessor linkage between his
positronic decompiler's  amplifying filter and all type R phase
discriminator ports.  This should force his O.D.N. junction 
interlink sequencers to convert to an asynchronous mode of
operation in order to continue to  resolve the signal fragmentation
between synaptic pathways while simultaneously maintaining  neural
filament feedback within tolerance levels.  This should produce
cascade failure in Data's  auxiliary synthetic neurotransmitter
access terminal, disabling his input polarizer subroutine  and
inverting his higher-functions microfusion modulation interrelay
matrix.  Reinitialization of  the base matrix will then enable
Data's isocortical synaptic stimulators to generate electroweak 
hypercharge radiation.  
     This radiation can then be utilized to perform a Z-particle
narrow-bandwidth Fourier decomposition of the containment field's
starboard negative power coupling.  Pattern-matching algorithms can
then use the information thus obtained to reconfigure the  inertial
distortion matrix which aligns the antimatter input valve
initiators within the dilithium  chamber's mid-range phaseshift
interference compensators.  Proper reconfiguration will initiate a 
fluctuating warp funnel within the starboard nacelle, disengaging
the plasma flow converter  interface from the warp coil power grid. 
It should then be possible to employ containment override  logic
lockouts  to reroute the E.P.S. power taps within the magnetic seal
interlocks, thus allowing  the optical transducers to recomposite
the dilithium crystals without removing them from the  articulation
frame, and therefore bypassing the dynamic mode converter's coolant
interlock  within the subspace field generator core's primary
plasma transfer conduit.      
     This will allow us to use the transporter's input pattern
buffer to modulate the strength of  the containment field, as the
phase coils within the transporter's molecular imaging scanner also 
employ a multiphased autocontainment field.  If we connect the
neutrino plasma injectors directly  to the resonator enhancer's
emitter array, then boosting the gain on the matter stream will
allow  us to lock the field diverter's dispersion phase inducers
above the necessary three percent.  We can  then stabilize the
engine core containment field, avoid the impending warp-core
breach, and   SAVE THE ENTERPRISE !

by <Dan C. Tuttle> dtuttle@calstatela.edu




